Dr.Spud44's Ripples of Hope Creations
TRY A VISIT TO THE LAND OF ODD-IT IS WORTH IT!
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One of George Carlin's Very Best Clips
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Text Messages You Never Want to Get
From your eighth grade daughter:
"Mom, don't get mad but Lisa and I have run off with the Carnival. The guy who runs the Tilt -A -Wheel says he loves me. " From the doctor's office: "Due to a cleric error , your recent colon cleansing results have been lost. Your HMO will not pay for another procedure. Please drink a full bottle of Bailey's and eat a bar of Ex-lax before your next appointment. Oh, and bring your own stick." From your teenage daughter: "Daddy, I accidentally called the Psychic Hotline and they put me on hold. They say I owe $768; can you pay them so I can get another reading this week? ******************************************************** "Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back." Rodney Dangerfield |
I'm a Metaphysical Badass!
Allow me to introduce my bad-ass self. Roberto Arturo Negro is my name. Metaphysics is my game. I refuse to conform, even to being a radical non-conformist. I am a non-conformist in the way I don't conform to traditional non-conformity. I once pissed in Walden Pond. Henry laughed at the irony although Emerson walked away in disgust. |
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I Killed Fluffy the Cat and Feel Like Hell
“Well, I may have some bad news. Do you have a white cat by chance?” “Oh,yes, her name is Fluffy.” |
Modern Technology I Could Do Without
I am not one to glorify the past and spout about how wonderful things were back when. But there are certain things in this modern world that make me want to scream. Here they are. |
My Housekeeper Seduced Me!
Caution: this post contains some graphic sexual content and could contain visual snapshots that could confuse children, make my women fans involuntarily gag and scare the neighborhood’s dogs. Proceed with caution. This is plain nasty. Please don’t tell Dad.* |
Are You Kidding Me?
Listen up! I have had it with some of you men. Because of you I have to interrupt my enjoyment of a mouthful of creamy pasta at dinner time and listen to maddening commercials with preprogrammed high volume that makes me immediately want to slug something. Mostly you! All because of your lack of adhering to basic fundamentals and paying attention.
I can not believe it Viva Viagra ! My aching ass! Because of you a perfectly decent Elvis song has been permanently destroyed, and several million young women are afraid of sitting up on Santa’s lap. |
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I Made Them Give Me My PERMANENT RECORD
You of a certain age and time surely remember the threat of the PERMANENT RECORD. We were constantly reminded that certain behaviors, both good and bad could end up on our PERMANENT RECORD.
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These Purple Pills Are Making Me Profound
I'm back home recovering from my recent surgery and I am having some quite profound thoughts. So profound that I have limped over to the computer to share them with you. I hope you appreciate the effort.
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